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10/11/2014 0 Comments

Typical Neva...

Hallo,
Milly Jensson here.  In case you don't gnow me, my family runs Gnome Valley Bank...which you can read about here: 
Story of gnome valley bank
But that's not why I'm writing.  I'm writing because Neva, predictably, ran off on some whitewater adventure and left her blog and chairmanship of the Gnome Reveal Door Committee to languish...just when things were getting stressful.  Just between you and me, sometimes I get VERY tired of always being the one to pick up the pieces when Neva gets a wild hair and runs off on her crazy adventures.  Who does she think she is??  A superstar or something???  Hrumph..
ANYWAY, we've had LOTS going on here in Gnome Valley.  It's been quite distressful.  Too distressful to tell about in a short blog.  To gnow more, you can click on my full report:
kidnapping at gnome valley bank
Over and Out,
Milly (Neva's stand in....again!)
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10/5/2014 0 Comments

Good Grief, Delores.

My big sister is at it again.  I'm not quite sure why or how, but she managed to get her two cents in on telling the story of me.  If she weren't such a good big sister, I'd be really, really mad about the stuff she said.  But she's a good big sis, so I guess I'll suffer in silence....(except to say this: I AM MUCH more tidy than she is).  Read what she has to say about me:
Delores Speaks
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10/3/2014 0 Comments

A new door revealed!

See our newest door in the lobby of the Mission District!  Royal Gnome Cellars has joined the growing number of gnome businesses who are taking the bold and exciting step to reveal themselves to humans.  Support our local vintner who serves not only wine but also favorite gnome drinks from Scandinavia!
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    I am Neva Zella Whipple Fairhair, IX.  I am the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great granddaughter of the first gnome king of Norway. I live in Gnome Valley USA (which to humans is called Cashmere, WA)

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