Today we revealed a fourth door...MINE! I'm the only gnome (so far!) who has decided to reveal the door to their own personal residence. In revealing it, I'm also revealing my boat locker and my oh-I'm-so-proud-of-myself! trophy which I won with Tao (my human hero!) by my side. Yah, yah, yah, it's true he doesn't know I was actually with him, but that's just a technicality!
I need to get cracking on my story. I was supposed to have it done a while ago. Did I mention I'm a procrastignome?
I am Neva Zella Whipple Fairhair, IX. I am the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great granddaughter of the first gnome king of Norway. I live in Gnome Valley USA (which to humans is called Cashmere, WA)